agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via stop)

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

(via greed)

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

(Source: goatpolice, via pizza)

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

(via cumfort)