unclemother:

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time

(via pizza)

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

(Source: meladoodle, via cumfort)

aeterne:

The Kooks | Naive

You’re such an ugly thing
For someone so beautiful

(via settledownhealy)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via spoken-not-written)

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

(via greed)